Trip Reports from Tijuana
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A cold drive home
by nonsensicalElixir- 3 replies
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Last night I made the drive down to pickup my primary chica near Plaza Monarca. We talked about going bowling, but it was windy and cold. She suggested we just go to the hotel instead. Being the gentleman I complied with her wishes She asked to get a chocolate caliente so I pulled into an Oxxo near Motel Marbella. We went inside and got a six pack, agua grande and a hot chocolate. Her hands were full so I helped her open the door to the Oxxo. I also walked past my car and went to the passenger side to help her into the car. As I opened the door, she paused and gasped. It took me a minute to realize my driver side window was smashed in and there was glass everywh…
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Up to the minute trip report
by ElHefe- 13 replies
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Just waking up. Got in early on Sunday morning. They wouldnt let me check in to Ticuan so off I go. Its about 1 PM when I finally make my way down to the Zona. I had absolutely no plans whatsover so I stroll through the alley and not a single "pasele amigo" i get to the Gloria Corner and a cool dude from Chicago offered me a free tequila shot. I declined the shot but still went. Im a very big fan of fichas. I just am! I get more enjoyment out of them than a quick bang and go somewhere else until I recharge. So I walk in and order my Tecate. A waiter comes up and asks if id like some compaby from a chica. I say yes but I wanna get her myself. I ask …
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Limpia (aka Egg Cleansing) en Restaurante Museo
by DiegoStrummer- 7 replies
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I took the long trip from my home in Hipodromo aka Milfodromo to Centro TJ for what I thought was going to be a completely uneventful night. I was tired, just got over being sick and my allergies had my eyes all puffy and fucked up due to the dry weather. After a few cervezas in Hotel Ticuan bar I still felt like shit but nonetheless walked over to El Museo looking to finish off the night. A few minutes go by and lo and behold it's FF, SP and his special ladyfriend Reyna (little Reyna). We talk about SP's masochistic contest between himself and J-Star to stay in the worst Shitels imaginable. We also talked shit about all of the craziness of TJ message boards as FF p…
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Blood everywhere!
by nonsensicalElixir- 1 reply
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I picked up my main chica last night and we went to see Bohemian Rhapsody at Plaza Rio. I enjoyed the movie except I had to step out for a work call right at the end. I wasn't a big Queen fan, but definitely made me appreciate the band more. After the movie, we went to Motel Marbella. She initially didn't want to have sex because she was on her period. I would have been find with a HJ, but we started to get hot and heavy. Soon all our clothes were off. I started to make my way to go down on her but she resisted crying out there is blood. She kept talking about blood acting like it was a crime scene. She relented and I went down on her a while until she told me …
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Piss vs Secretions
by smoothburnn- 10 replies
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Let me start by saying I absolutely love Vaginal Fluids. Well, at least most. This is from a trip a couple of weeks ago. I spent some time with one of my "Friends with Benefits" who happens to often be a "Squirter" I've been with a fare share of women that Squirt. Some during their climax, and some seemingly with no rhyme or reason. The women I have know to squirt, have always squirted Vaginal Fluids & Secretions, not Pee, Piss, or Urine like is always depicted in Porno Clips. Anyway I spent a few hours with my friend. A little Socializing. A little Partying. & A lot of Sex. She seemed to have squirted a few time during the course of the night. At on…
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Quick Trip Report 8-30 to 9-1
by ElHefe- 12 replies
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Hey guys. Had some time off at work that I would lose if I didnt use it. As luck would have it, the futbol gods smiled on me and Necaxa was in town to play Xolos. Stubhub is a great resource for tickets. If its not one of the big four coming in tickets should be cheap. Paid 10.50 with the fees. Xolos won, even though I support Necaxa, Xolos has become a team that I want to do well. I get in on Thursday and have had a full day of work before I left so im pretty tired. I stopped in at Tropicaland had a couple of Tecate Lights. Sat with a girl from Sinaloa. Nice girl and claimed she was new in Tijuana. The show on stage was getting pretty wild but I was getting t…
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Tropical fiesta on Nov. 1
by Haus- 4 replies
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Stopped in at Tropical last night for the fiesta. Glad I did, ran into fotofreak and SuperPerro at a table with buckets of beer and chicas. I was pleasantly surprised with an introduction to the illustrious Don Pisto...Viva Mexico!
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On Tuesday (June 12th) I headed down to catch my flight at SFO and fly down to SAN. It has been at least a year, if not a little more, since I had been to TJ. Just not a lot compelling me to make the trip when other events would pop up (as they sometimes do) in life. I really was just heading down for a quickie visit to TJ to a Farmacia that I had used in the past to pick up a stockpile of Cialis (5mg). Even with the travel $$ figured in, it is a magnificent bargain to score. Basically my flight down and back was free (all bought with points). Even if I had to pay the typical sale fare from $98 RT to as low as $58 RT SFO to SAN - it still works out to a…
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Tequila Expo weekend trip report.
by tomjackin- 1 follower
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Parking: The parking behind Jack-off-in-the-box is $12 for 8 hours, and that stacks up when I stay a couple of nights…it is what it is. Hotel: Back in the Ticuan, crawling distance from the Expo. I asked for a late check-out on Sunday and now, they only allow a 12:30 late check-out. Before it was 1:00…it is what it is. The Expo: As mentioned before, it was $5.50 or 100 pesos to enter (pinche math!). This year, it was not set up on Revolucion like in years past. It was on Calle Siete. More room for more booths and a separate area for food. So what happened: I had a date set-up at the Ticuan at 5, but because she did not answer my text Thu…
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Oct 9 - 11 2018
by invisibleman- 6 replies
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Well, after about 1 ½ years without a trip to the Zona I got a room at Valario for three days while I scouted for a Derma clinic. I ended up getting $ 100 worth of Botox at Baja Clinic and was quoted $350 for a couple of juvaderm injections that would cost me $1,350 at Cosmetic laser Dermo in La Jolla, but I digress… I walked Ninos Heroes at 12 am but cabbed back at 2:30. I saw the usual number of street girls. I hooked up with a Rosa Maria for the Ninoes Heroes area just south of the ally. She was a bit too thing but she had a tremendous rack that I couldn’t walk away from...I just had to get my hands on those tits and they were faabuulousss …beautiful big natural s…
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VAULT: Sloan's First Visit to ZN
by Sloan- 0 replies
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From @Sloan ca 2017 Earth Date: 03 July 2017 We join the ongoing saga of our hero on Earth: Operative Sloan. With the Tal Shiar hot on his tail. Sloan crosses over the border into the puta zone on a seek and penetrate mission. (roll: Twilight Zone intro) Completed Operational Activities (See separate report) Mission Report Street Action Arrived at the ZN mid afternoon across from the front of HK. Looks just like the intel maps I studied before crossing over. I'm walking along the block and I'm looking for some action...but like Mick Jagger said: "I can't get no satisfaction". Took a lap around the block a…
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Lesbo sex
by zombie- 0 replies
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Was in the zone tonight looking for my current favorite, but she was nowhere to be found. Always on the lookout for someone new, there whats her name was. Short pixie or bob kind of brunette hair style. 5' 4", Clean and sober eyes with a fair,clean complexion. Just that foundation stuff, no other makeup. Jeans, flats and white t shirt under a flannel long sleeve mens shirt. Nice smile, but the boyish look was odd for the sg wall on Const. near Playboys. Figure was tight and right. I quickly passed but did a Uey. She spoke almost perfect english, maybe 19 or 20. She told me she's works when she needs to. Brass tacks: 200p nude, pmt. on dresser, cbj,…
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Quickest TJ trip ever
by TJDah- 4 replies
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Finally got back to work in the last couple weeks, my finances still aren’t where they need to be for a legitimate trip to TJ especially after spending $1000 on car repairs this weeek lol The mechanic said he wanted me to drive at least 100 miles after making the repairs before he does a smog check. So, I decided even though I don’t have the funds for an eventful TJ trip why not just drive to the border buy some cheap cigarettes and drive back home lol That’s exactly what I did and it was literally my quickest trip ever. Parked next to jack in the box at 2:30Am and was back in the car with my cigarettes by 3:15am. I bought my cigs, some Captain Morgan, and a cool TJ …
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Odds and Ends
by Matiz- 3 replies
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Visited TJ last week during the day. On Third and Constitucion, amid the lunchtime hurlyburly, a young man with a violin was serenely playing Vivaldi on the street corner for tips. Nobody stopped to listen. I just returned from Paris where, on a similar streetcorner in Le Marais crowds stopped to admire the music and his tip bowl flowed over with Euros while the small crowd applauded each piece he played. Despite being ignored by everyone, the young guy provided a brief moment of sanity amid the craziness of downtown TJ. After a conference with several TJ businesswomen at Enva about how best to bring U.S. dollars into the TJ economy, I took a seat at El Museo with a …
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Dia de Independencia dancers
by Fisher- 2 replies
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These two dancers were practicing in the Terraza bar in HK on Saturday afternoon 9/15/18. The one with the pigtails is kinda hot, couldn't take my eyes off her scrumptious arse! Terraze dance practice 9-15-18.3gp
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Losing a bet
by nonsensicalElixir- 1 reply
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Marta wanted to see the big fight with me last weekend, but due to personal commitments I couldn't take her. She said Canelo would win so I offered her a bet GGG would win instead. I never heard of either boxer, but read they were closely matched and figured it would be fun either way. I gave her a list of 6 options if I won. Most were pretty tame but the one I was interested in was taking her to HK to watch girls dance then we would have our own time together. Marta made it clear that touching and kissing other girls were out of the question for her. Internally I was a bit disappointed with the explicitly stated restriction, but glad she was willing to give watching…
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Friday festivities
by Haus- 8 replies
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Arrived in TJ early on Friday to start practicing for the Grito celebrations. Saw the car raffle, but I never win. Enjoyed some drinks and the festive atmosphere in the club. The pizza smelled really good. I wonder if any Amigos use the Ketchup packets they include? I met up with a Spanish tutor, and she taught how to pronounce “bata” ...we practiced for an hour so I would get it right.
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Two days at the beach
by nonsensicalElixir- 13 replies
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Thursday with Marta After a couple really tough months at work, I decided to take a two days off and spend them in Mexico. I picked up Marta at 9:30 AM at her house near Macroplaza. After a quick stop at an Oxxo for some water we headed to Rosarito. We had a nice brunch at Carnitas Michoacan. This was my favorite meal of the two days. I had the muchacha ranchero which had awesome flavor and the meat just melted. Marta had oatmeal and she seemed to really enjoy it. She rarely eats out because she doesn't have much money, so it is surprising how vanilla her food choices always are. I'd expect her to order things which would be too difficult to cook at home. …
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A morning in Tijuana
by nonsensicalElixir- 9 replies
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Note: I'm seeing girls who are not loca like last year's main chica. They also are better communicators in both English and Spanish. Also, my Spanish is improving as well making communication feel less like an Abbott and Costello skit. As such, my adventures for the past few months don't feel like I'm in the middle of a telenovela. This morning I drove down to TJ and picked up my favorita Marta from her apartment near Macroplaza. Traffic was almost non-existent with it being a US holiday. Marta and I were going to meet Nvspider for breakfast and we had a bit of time. She asked we go to a hotel - of course I wasn't going to turn her down . Marta didn't want …
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Quick TR
by tomjackin- 4 replies
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I've been going down to TJ during the week lately because I'm not working until September and get bored when I'm not groping. Parked behind Jack-off-in-the-box. Monday through Thursday is still $8 for 8 hours. Headed uphill to the Mexico entrance and there was a random dog check. For whatever fucking reason, that damn dog loves me! Maybe it is because a carry a stack of one dollar bills (groping money) in my back pocket. This time as I passed through, the dog jumped at me from behind. I turned around, raised my hands up out of harm's way. The dog became very aggressive and the agent said, "Don't move!" I told the agent, "Get your dog off me!" He fina…
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Trip Report - 7/3 - 7/8/18
by Fisher- 4 replies
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I took off both the Thursday (7/5) and Friday (7/6) to give myself a long arse break from work!! I booked Hotel Aqua Rio for Tuesday (7/3) night and Wednesday (7/4) night and then Cascadas for Thursday thru Sunday. I paid $88 (inclusive of taxes) for the 2 nights at Aqua Rio thru Hotels.com for a double room on the second floor with A/C. There is no A/C on the ground level (or 1st Floor). When I arrived to Aqua Rio, I was greeted, much to my bemusement, by Luisa, the former Customers Relations Manager at Hotel Ticuan. I must say say she has aged quite a bit. She was dressed, or rather totally covered up from head to toe! She has gained some weight and I would…
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The Out of Town Tourist
by dirtemail- 8 replies
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Planning another weekend trip to ZN this weekend (6/29). After doing this border crossing trek for 2-decades, I'm still making lots of rookie mistakes, since I don't do this frequently enough. Last trip, I had a 45-minute delay checking in to Cascadas because the receptionist kept claiming my HK VIP card was not allowable. Had to go downstairs 2-times to make sure it was valid, and finally had a HK person come upstairs with me. HK Manager typed my number in the Cascadas computer and everything worked fine. I probably could have done the same thing with a Cascadas Manager and saved the 45-minutes and 2 searches of my backpack at the HK lobby. Missed a drinking co…
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The best laid plans...
by Haus- 4 replies
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I planned to go to CECUT last night to see the photo art presentation about HK, this was mentioned a few days ago in a post by @fotofreak. I met up with Tomjackin in the afternoon at HK, and after a couple of beers I said I would be going to CECUT. He asked why I would leave when there is already art in HK? And then he ordered a round of tequila shots and said, “You’re not leaving”. Then an amiga of mine walks by, she’s been back home for a while and just returned yesterday, so she sits down and we’re drinking and having a good time, and one thing leads to another and we went to a room...so I could practice my artistic photography.
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Independence Day
by Haus- 2 replies
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I enjoyed celebrating the Fourth of July with the friendly people of Tijuana. I was pleased to see our neighbors to the south encouraging their citizens to display the stars and stripes. I appreciated this chica's passionate instruction on flag folding. This one enjoyed when I put one of my favorite songs on loop, Battle Hymn of the Republic. She was doubly excited to celebrate with me.
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General observations/experiences on a Thursday 6/28
by fotofreak- 1 follower
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I've been in TJ a lot this week for various shit. Some of the following bits of commentary may be in the wrong order from the actual events. Driving in on Thursday was a shit show - it was only about 11 in the morning which is normally very smooth sailing driving in to TJ. But nope. Traffic was backed up quite a bit and merging nearer to the border. Ugh. What the hell. It was TWELVE CBP agents standing in a line to the left of one of the closed lanes with their little Stop Sticks. They didn't actually seem to be stopping anyone and were standing at essentially parade rest. No idea what the fuck this was about but I'm getting seriously concerned about the upco…
