Trip Reports from Tijuana
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Short TR Sunday May 19
by ClamSlammer- 9 replies
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Hit HK around 11-1am Sunday night. Didn't go to any other bars. Was pleasantly surprised. Not crowded with dudes and the talent level was well above expected. An influx of fresh putas in the 7-7.5 range. I consider the vast majority of HK chicas to be 4-6 range. The tranny Imperio I admit severely weighs down the average. Unfortunately she was there, with dyed blonde hair and as fat and repulsive as ever. Saw some familiar faces like Dana de Sinaloa, her very cute sidekick Patricia, stuck up Tracy was back looking pretty good, and Marlen sporting a new not-so-attractive hairdo. I haven't been to HK in over 2 months but there seemed to be a lot of new flaquitas. …
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Living a year in 24 hours
by nonsensicalElixir- 11 replies
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Part 1 - Thursday Night with my primary chica I stepped out of work at 5 pm on Thursday and started my drive down to Tijuana. As it was día de la madre on Friday, I picked up some $14 flowers from the grocery store on the way down. My primary chica suggested we go to HK again as she wanted the night to be for me. We went once before and she didn't seem to enjoy it with us leaving after a quick beer. She said let's go so I started driving use back to the border. When we got to Zona Norte there was a lot of traffic and Pepes Parking was blocked off. I hate crowds at HK and I wasn't sure my chica was really going to have a good time so I took us over t…
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May 2nd visit - scamming cabbies edition 1 2
by tjvisitor- 36 replies
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I made my second visit to TJ a couple days ago and I pretty happy with it. I had some serious time constraints - I only had a portion of the day available and could not spend the night in TJ. After I crossed the pedestrian bridge to TJ, I got into the first libre taxi that was waving at me & asked to be taken to Zona Norte. The cabbie was unusually chatty - would not stop talking. He correctly pointed out that it was 'muy temprano' (it was barely noon), then began to explain how there is nothing going on at ZN. I don't recall if he said the bars are all closed or how else he worded it. But he got me to mostly buy his story and took that as a sign that I wanted hi…
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Sin City to the Zona 4/17
by Izaya- 8 replies
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I apologize for the late report. Lately I've been busy and when I'm not busy I'm just plain lazy. So last week I drove down from the land of buffets and putas, to the land of tacos and putas. I saw a post on this site that advertised two special events going down on this precise Wednesday. One was the HK Thongs and Tequila event. The other was the Avengers party at CC. ( Thanks Haus for the heads up). The idea of chicas in thongs and tight superhero outfits kept me up all night prior to my drive south. I slept maybe two hours. Woke up around 5 am. I thought " fuck it, let's go". Took some Vivarin and headed South on the 15. 6 hours later I arrived at San Ysidro…
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Crazy Saturday night Canelo fight
by Surfer 123- 8 replies
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So the gf and I decided on Chicago club to watch the fight, which was great as they had available seats. After the fight ended we were leaving and I had to take a piss so when I walked out of the bathroom the gf was sorta making out with a girl watching the jacuzzi show. Long story short...gringa tourist chica all over my gf and I roll with it. Her husband is fairly hammered and they asked us to go to their airbnb place in playas. We said ok and started walking to their car which was in a very sketchy lot 2 blocks North and East of Hotel Rizo. They were from Riverside and were TJ newbs. The husband was in no shape to drive so I was going to drive when my gf smartly …
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Friday-Saturday Trip Rant
by Sonriendo- 20 replies
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It’s been at least a few years since I did a weekend trip - normally I go down on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday to take advantage of lower hotel prices - so I wanted to see if the “wider selection” made it worthwhile. I was in Adelitas, Chicago Club and Bar Tropical – refused to pay the Hong Kong cover, especially after reading all the negative feedback about HK from other posts on this site. I will agree that there was more variety and better quality, overall, than during my regular visiting hours, but I did not have a better experience. Not only was there more competition, but the girls were all holding out for top dollar (I can’t remember ever being quoted $80 in…
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So, a drug dealer stepped into my room while I was pantless 4/27
by Tommy Testosterone- 20 replies
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I could give you guys a beat by beat report on my trip and how I would rate the four chicas I had while there, but frankly, it would come off as pretty standard and generic - and there are guys here that are a lot better at writing trip reports than I am, so I usually don't bother writing them up when I come back from one. But this time a drug dealer walked into my room while I was pantless. This was actually my fist Saturday trip since... forever. It was around 10 or 11pm and I'm on the prowl for the second chica of the night, the streets where filled with some good looking girls but, ehh, I'm spoiled now, I like deciding what puta I want to lay in an environment wh…
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General observations/experiences on a Thursday
by fotofreak- 1 follower
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It's been a minute since I've written up any adventures so I headed out for an evening the Zona on Thursday. First off, let me just say I am fucking over the moon happy that the Molino Rojo sign has been completely renovated and is back again!! I was devastated when I saw that it had been taken down a few weeks ago. But low and behold, there it was on Thursday night -- not only renovated but with a WORKING WINDMILL thingie on it that lights up. Here's a shot of Miguel in front of it all lit up - I also shot it the other day when I noticed it was back again during the day - Also making me super happy is the fact that Adelita freshened up the…
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Another Thurs Eve (4/18/19)
by Scarus- 4 replies
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Traffic. Lots of F'd up construction s/b 5 about 30 minutes north of the border. Closed everything down except two lanes for many miles. Added about 30 minutes to my already rushed trip. Ped Entry at the East border was also all f'd up. The past four or five times I have crossed south, at both entrances, they have not even filled out a visa, but just let me flash my Passport card. Last nite was very different though. There was a line of gringos at the entrance with only two guys writing the visas. Made me fill out the visa in detail. Even asked me my tel #. A first for me, ever. I also saw the guy look me up on a screen in their database. How long…
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Friday the 12th (not the 13th)
by Haus- 4 replies
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Friday, a pictorial tour of the zona bars. A chica came up to ask for a dollar, and then she asked for a slice. So I told her she needed to give Tomjackin a kiss first..and she left. ...and then a lap to work off the pizza. Wonderful hospitality OK, which one of you left the chiles as a tip?? They told Tomjackin he couldn't leave to go upstairs without a robe. YUMMY
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Punctuation Matters
by SuperPerro- 12 replies
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I was down in TJ last night. I had been chatting with one of my Telegram favoritas. I wasn't planning on getting a room for the night, but I offered to go drinking with her if she wanted to meet up. She had two appointments scheduled but told me she would try to fit me in (to schedule, you perverts!) if she could. I had just sat down for a beer with @Don Pisto and one of his favoritas at Chicago Club when she hit me back. She was really distraught because her first appointment canceled on her. In the 20 minutes between getting in a taxi and arriving at the location, she didn't have cell service, and when she arrive, she got the guy's cancellation message. She was rea…
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Rip Van Winkle Awakens
by Erip- 21 replies
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During my early years of Discovering TJ every bar in the zona norte was a primitive dilapidated dump. The smell of stale beer and the sounds of Cumbia wafted out of the bars and consumed the sidewalks. A few arguable exceptions for me were CC which I always thought was a decent and comfortable space, and the 2 Big Show clubs, NY and Manhattan which featured the Las Vegas type revues with professional singers, dancers, magicians, et al. as their variedades - tablecloths on the tables but with holes burnt through by cigarettes like the green felt in the most low down North Las Vegas casinos, and Valentina which still feels a little bit like the Big Show clubs. In the s…
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Definitely my worst trip ever
by smoothburnn- 18 replies
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95% of my TJ trips have been GrEaT, WoNdErFuL, & FaNtAsTiC. Headed south from home Saturday afternoon, a day earlier than I had originally planned. Saturday night had my old amiga Paola de Enva suck, slurp, nibble , lick, and gobble my cock (BBBJCIM )for a couple of hours and a couple of finishes. Most of Sunday I spent with an ex Novia , having a WoNdErFuL Time. Although I had two sessions after that, before leaving Tuesday morning, the remainder of my trip was sad, depressing, and fulled with more Tequila drinking than I think ever. Monday morning/ afternoon I spent several hours with a very familiar SG, & Monday night a TLN with an OTC Hong Kong Amiga. Tho…
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March 22&23
by TJDah- 7 replies
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It was a super slow week at work which made it agonizing to have to wait til Thursday night to head to the border. Finally made it on the freeway around 11 Thursday night and to the border around 1AM. Parking next to Jack in the box wasn’t full but definitely more crowded than I expected at 1Am on a weeknight. Parked and walked thru Mexican customs which was totally empty. 3 Mexican customs agents were standing having a conversation as I walked past, one of them asked me in English “Where are you going?”, “Coahuila” I replied. He just smiled and nodded lol got a taxi and headed to HDS. Arrived at HDS and Omar got me checked into a great room on the fifth floor. Marc…
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Anatomy of a TJ trip
by Haus- 2 replies
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Inspired by a fortune cookie ...and the anatomy
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My Worst Ever TJ Experience
by fmojo- 10 replies
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Okay. So my worst experience. Again, not really that bad but for me it was. A little back story...in September I found this girl on Skokka who was 18 and is probably the hottest little spinner I've ever met. Our sexual chemistry was off the charts. She stayed for 3 hours and I paid her less than I've paid some girls for a single hour. Her choice, not mine. The next day I'm driving back to LA and she sends me some love notes via Whatsapp. Very sweet. Keep in mind I'm 40 years older than her. I end up going back a few weeks later and see her again and as great as the sex was the first time, it's 10 times better this time. Oh, and I speak minimal Spanish and she speaks …
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Another Thurs Eve (3/14/19)
by Scarus- 2 replies
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Going out of town soon and all of the talk about the Grand Opening of the new area of BT made me want to go check it out. Especially to see if maybe a whole crew of FOBs might have been hired for the big event. Arrived later than I wanted to at 10:30 pm. Based on other recent reports I was expecting the zona to be a bit busier. Just seemed like another Thurs eve to me. About 35 girls in the Alley at about 11:00 pm, with about half that number by 12:00 am. I still have a hard on for a very, very, tiny thing that stands just outside of La Caretta, by the ATM. Last night she was wearing braids. I thought I might go get her later but as before, she was gone o…
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Sunday 3/3/19
by TJDah- 9 replies
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After deciding late Saturday night that I didn’t wana deal with a possible line for parking and entering Mexico on Sunday I decided to head to the border just after 1am. I had already called HDS earlier and confirmed they were sold out as was leyva. My only concern was where would I stay until I could get a room at HDS Sunday afternoon. Got to HDS about 400 AM to say hello to Marcos and confirm a reservation for later that day. Baltazar offered to show me a place that might have something available, Motel Diaz just across the intersection on Revolución, they had something but only for 4 hours. This obviously wasn’t gona work for me but I’m glad I checked them out because …
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My first visit to TJ
by tjvisitor- 6 replies
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Greetings all, I've finally made my first journey to TJ. I've wanted to do it for years.. and now I've finally done it! And it was worth the hype. I was only there for a night and it was a Thursday night, and a rainy one at that. So perhaps not the best setup, but it was more than good enough for me. I stayed at Ticuan and I started my night off by seeing an escort from Foxy's TJ. I'm honestly not sure if that was worth it, even though I enjoyed it, overall. The escort was decent and the sex was decent, but the whole experience felt a bit lacking. I think the party vibe I felt at HK was so much more fun than whatever I could conjure up in a hotel. Maybe our chemist…
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Two days with two girls
by nonsensicalElixir- 12 replies
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I picked up my primary chica around noon on Tuesday. We ended up trying Restaurante Dragon Verde which is across the street from Plaza Monarca. Food portions were very large and it was pretty good Americanized Chinese Food. After lunch we headed over to Plaza Rio and went to the Cinepolis VIP. W ended up seeing BlacKKKlansman. Pretty entertaining movie until the end which was a bit jarring. It was around 4:30 pm and we wanted to relax a bit. I didn't want to pay extra for a room so my chica called Villa Dorado and they confirmed we could check-in and stay until 1 pm the next day. We headed over and I paid my 490 pesos for a room. We had a gre…
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Tuesday and Wednesday
by TJDah- 12 replies
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Wasn’t a very exciting trip but was the first trip in a while for me and enjoyable none the less. Arrived at border around 230 Tuesday afternoon, walked over and took a taxi to Zaragoza. I know many Amigos stay here and it’s frequenty mentioned on this site but I have to give a shout-out and a thank you to @Reuben because he Personally recommened Zaragoza to me last year after I wrote a post asking for suggestions on a new place to stay. During check in I discovered I should have listened to @fotofreak and many others on here who recommend having a reservation made before arriving. Room availability wasn’t an issue but the kitchenette suite was $80USD instead of the $65 a…
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Trips can have surprises!!
by El Oso- 0 replies
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El Oso went down to ze zona 3 nights ago!! I walked around for about 20 mins and i saw Filipino Freddie; a gay guy who has hustled me many a time before in the past!! He was turning the corner in his purple BMW 328, and he was all dressed up in shiny purple spandex clothing!! He buzzed down his window and said "ohhhh i just love yul pletty brew eyes, come get in my car and we will have some fun"!! I just said "NO" and walked towards the Hotel Irma!! He tried to back up but he had a Taxi right behind him!! He got out of his car and the Mexican cab drivers were blaring their horns at him!! He yelled at me "come back i wuv you velly much , you are my kinda man!! I…
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So I'm trying to catch up on this site and just read through all the TRs. This inspired me to try to write a TR again. The reason that I tapered off from writing TJ TRs was because I got the sense the most people wanted either juicy details, or photos.. and I don't have much of either. I'll give it a shot again. Sunday: I like to plan out my exact timeline for my trek down to TJ, so given my landing time, and consulting the SD MTA schedules, estimating walk times and Uber wait times, I have a very good idea of when I will hit ZN. On this trip, I arrive in front of HK at 2:00p on Sunday. I check my bags at the HK front desk and spend an hour hanging out inside HK…
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Just another Thursday night.
by Scarus- 6 replies
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(ca Mar 2018) Jetted down from LA after work and arrived in the zona about 9:30 pm. Toured all of the bars in the zona, starting with AB. What can I say? It was just how it always is, a bunch of Westworld Robots displayed for our pleasure. I've been coming to TJ for about 30 years and AB just makes me feel old and tired. Rarely any excitement for me there. That said, it did seem as if the talent was lighter than usual for a Thurs night. Next door at Gloria it seemed a lot busier than usual but maybe only one girl worth hanging around for. Thought I might come back later, but never did. Playboy had nothing that interested me, eve…
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A Rainy Mon Eve
by Scarus- 3 replies
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Kind of longish, but not a lot of reports so at least there's something to read today....lol Short version - Rainy Monday Night, poor selection, two gems. Ran south from LA after work and a quick stop home. Rained pretty hard most of the way south, and was raining pretty good just a few miles north of the border, but was never really a factor in TJ the entire night. Arrived in the Zona just before 9:00 pm, and was surprised how dead it was. I usually go on Wed or Thurs, but have been on a couple of mondays before recently. I was still surprised at how dead it was. That's the thing about going on the weeknights though, with so many less chicas to choos…
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